Review: Legendary Donuts

Review: @LegendaryFoods Donuts

Everyone knows how much I rave about Legendary Tasty Pastries, so when I spotted these donuts, I was genuinely excited to give them a try.

Unfortunately… they were a major letdown.

On paper, the macros look insane: 160 calories, 20g of protein, and 8g of fiber. For two “donuts,” that’s wild. But the flavor? Straight-up 💩.

The only way I find pleasure from eating them is by microwaving them for 10 seconds just to soften the stiff, cardboard-like texture.

That being said, I somehow ended up with four boxes. And yes, I’ll still be eating them because I don’t like wasting money.

Having said that, again, the macros are bonkers.

*The reason that the erythritol study is bunk, is because it was a correlation study done with people who were already had or were at risk of cardiovascular disease. They tracked future outcomes of these individuals and found a correlation with erythritol; however, all of these patients were already at greater risk of heart disease than general population. Many of the patients in this study in fact already had diabetes. That would be like me asking people walking out of Comic Con if they like comic books – it’s clearly not reflective of general population.

Citation: Witkowski M, Nemet I, Alamri H, Wilcox J, Gupta N, Nimer N, Haghikia A, Li XS, Wu Y, Saha PP, Demuth I, König M, Steinhagen-Thiessen E, Cajka T, Fiehn O, Landmesser U, Tang WHW, Hazen SL. The artificial sweetener erythritol and cardiovascular event risk. Nat Med. 2023 Mar;29(3):710-718. doi: 10.1038/s41591-023-02223-9. Epub 2023 Feb 27. PMID: 36849732; PMCID: PMC10334259.

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Eileen Pallotta

Coach

"Habits make history."

Eileen is responsible for guiding clients through personalized coaching that delivers life-changing results through consistency, strategy, and accountability. She manages client progress, provides tailored nutrition guidance, and offers ongoing support and education to ensure every individual feels empowered, understood, and set up for long-term success.

When she’s not coaching clients, you’ll find Eileen throwing weights around in the garage or chasing step goals trying to keep pace with her husband and four kids… most often on the sidelines of various sports fields.

Specialities:

  • BA Journalism and International Business
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Director of Coaching

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Elise’s primary role as Director of Coaching is to ensure that the coaching business runs smoothly and is driven by science based principles concerning nutrition and exercise science. Her goal is to continually work to enhance the overall client experience, educate the clientele, monitor key performance indicators related to the coaching services, and foster a company culture of continuous learning among coaching staff.

When Elise is not helping the company with all things coaching she is either in the gym lifting weights or taking long walks through the grocery store finding new tasty and macro friendly nutrition products.


Specialities:

  • BAS Food Science 
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Michelle holds a crucial position in supervising the daily operations, aiming for operational efficiency, fostering growth, and contributing to the achievement of the organization’s strategic objectives. Beyond providing structure, Michelle is actively involved in coaching and managing social media activities.

Away from refining policies and operations at Jake Zemer, LLC, you’ll discover Michelle outdoors, often barefoot with her kettlebells, engaging in adventures alongside her husband, two children, and two bulldogs.

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